I would rather not run from a pregnant woman

(Source: dammitjanet--)
I would rather not run from a pregnant woman

(Source: dammitjanet--)
I AM SO FAT OHMYGODGA.
KURT YOU ARE NOT FAT.
I AM THE ONE GROWING AN INFANT INSIDE OF ME.
Seriously, you should do this.
I’m legitimately curious.
Please?
GAH I WANT TO KNOW
please do this? I’m so very bored.
This sounds really fun and I’m bored and I would very much like to know what you all think my spirit animal is
Fuck it.
PLEASE?!
SERIOUSLY, I’M SO INTERESTED.
Every goddamn one of you better do this
Pear hips.
Pear hips.
Pear hips.
What pear hips?
MY PEAR HIPS.
DID SUE FUCKING TELL YOU THAT AGAIN?@?@?@?
CALM DOWN PREGNANT LADY YOU ARE PREGNANT.
But no. It’s just…haunted me ever since.
EXACTLY MY MOTHER BEAR INSTINCTS ARE ON OVERDRIVE PLUS WILL ISN’T HERE TO CALM ME DOWN -.-
just so you know, she wears spanx
Pear hips.
Pear hips.
Pear hips.
What pear hips?
MY PEAR HIPS.
DID SUE FUCKING TELL YOU THAT AGAIN?@?@?@?